OdaliusOdasho

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Just your average girl gamer.
Call me daddie and show me memes.

My Ideal Waifu:
• Must be around the ages of 1 - 12. Older than 14 Is a no.
◦ Indirectly implies that she must be flat chested.
• No taller than 5 feet.
• Cute little butt.
• Kawaii.
• Must have a dick.

Frequently Asked Questions:
• Q: Are you a girl?
A: Yes
• Q: Why do you sound like a male?
A: I Have a tumor growing in my neck which changes the pitch of my voice.