I’ll tell you who’s the best:
“Bu-but Ryan! It’s Sarlac the Eternal, but it can only spawn in corners, and you can’t control it!”
Look at it.
Just…look at it.
It’s a goddamn mini-leviathan.
And when it attacks, does it smack the enemy weakly like they’re some bored house cat? (ahem, Pax)
Does it does some cool color switch trick and call it a day? (ahem, Xho)
Does it bite not twice, but thrice and still manage not to kill? (ahem, Rex)
Does it meekly stand around and does whatever? (ahem, Rawr)
It shoots a laser beam of death.
We should all aspire to be Gor: although we’re the little guy, even though we may not all know him by name, we should still take pride in what we do, and no matter what, keep coming out on top.