S’okay, life has a tendency to get in the way. No worries 
We need a fixed post for duelyst memes
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Skim skiminey
Skim skiminey
Skim skim, a-read!
A Dev is as picky
As picky can be
Skim skiminey
Skim skiminey
Skim skim, a-brew!
Bad posts will run off when
’e shakes fists at you
Or blow up a thread
And that’s nasty too
…that’s all I got. 
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Most chaotic deck? Where are the Blood Echoes + Gor and Sarlac lovers?
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It was a dark night in the fabled city of Aperiopolos. In the parking lot of a fast-food restaurant, there was a strange man, named Phayze, eating french fries and onion rings in a black and brown car. A very stylishly chaotic man with a sharp twin-edged staff approached the car. Phayze was starting to get weary and the feeling that something was coming for him. The stylish man pulled out some keys and unlocked the car door and sat in the seat right next to the man who was in the process of finishing his french fries. “Ooh, onion rings, always have loved those. You haven’t even touched them yet! Very kind of you to save them for me, Phayze.” the man said taking the box of onion rings and taking a bite of out of one of them. Phayze wore a shocked expression on his face for a brief moment. His expression then cleared and he seemed to be getting ready to escape. “Don’t teleport just yet, we haven’t even begun to talk. That would be quite rude of you, leaving a guest who came out of their way to see you. Besides if you left, my Blaze Hounds will set fire to the immediate vicinity if they saw you leave the car.” the man said finishing his onion ring and taking another one out of the box. Phayze had a steely look on his face,“What do you want with me right now?” he said, thinking that the man had come to try and kill him, a slight look of uneasiness and distress spreading over his face. The man started grinning crazily, “Don’t worry, I don’t want to kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no,no,no… no you, you complete me.” he said, laughing hysterically, “Only when we are fighting do I feel truly alive and as myself.” fusion set the box of onion rings aside. “Start driving, we have someplace to be.” fusion said, almost like an order. “And why would I want do that?” Phayze asked, determined to not co-operate. “I’m glad you asked,” fusion said, “A group of Decimus stationed outside will start directing their power into the the restaurant causing an explosion which might harm you and blow the car up, now you could try and stop them but my Blaze Hounds will try and stop you and might start an unstoppable magical fire in the process which could kill much, much more people. Now what do you think ,either the small price of the lives of the people in the restaurant for the price of hundreds or will you risk hundreds of lives in the hopes of saving everybody. I wonder what your plan of action is going to be.If you choose to go out and save them , do please come back, if you don’t I detonate a bomb somewhere else in the city at the press of a button on my phone. Though I think the wise decision would be to leave, less risks taken the better, right? You have 2 minutes to decide.” he finished, grinning uncontrollably.
Okay that does it for my segment. I hope you make the right decision @phayze, lots of people are depending on you. Also the reason I gave you next to no dialogue was that I thought you should mostly voice your own opinions when we do these. I’ll try to make my next segment shorter, hopefully everyone likes this. Kudos to anyone who got the Heath Ledger joker reference in the middle of this.
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Nah. Not really. But if anything, I feel those things should be nerfed
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Sometimes I forget how quiet it can be around here…at 3:00 in the morning where I am. 
Timezones 
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Sup’ guys? Good? Ok let’s move on. Take a look at one of my experiments:
I wanted to see how high my general’s attack would reach. So I thought of this plan that involves quite a few steps to complete.
- Immobilize your opponent
- play 2 kujatas
- equip 2 or more twin fangs
- Play grimes
- get snow chaser from grimes
- relocate your snow chaser to the opponents side of the battlefield
- make sure your hand isn’t full
- trick your opponent into killing him
- play snow chaser on your opponents side of the battle field
- repeat FOR EVER
Here is the result:
NOTES: I was only able to reach 1820 attack because my opponent had no cards left which meant that he would die next turn. I also noticed something peculiar. I observed that because I had 2 kujatas on the board my snow chaser got 1 damage from both meaning that instead of getting +6 attack on my general I got +12 each time it died. In addition, spirit harvester doesn’t seem to work that well for me. Despite the massive amount of attack you gain in one turn you are not able to sustain your board since most of it dies.
I encourage all of you to try and recreate this as it is a rather fun experience (although boring near the end) and I challenge you to get a better score than me. 
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I’m gonna make an occasional cameo in season 2 of the animu as the owner of the pub/tavern/stereotypical ramen stand that all main characters visit from time to time. Also I’m going to sell important plot item #5 to the protagonist.
Then I’m gonna end up being part of the party forming the galaxy-sized super robot in the second OVA.
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mfw i win “IPLAYONLYABYSSIAN” using a meme abysian deck used only for daily missions:
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to be honest, i would insta ragekit before giving you the chance to upload your general damage more than +100
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That’s why you always do these stuff against the AI 
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Ah.
That makes sense.
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You’ll have to step your game up…
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Who’s the protagonist?
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Do I spy a new forum game? 
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I stumbled upon this post for the second time and after reading it again, I’ve realized that that is extremely creepy.
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Phayze grimaces as he glares at the grinning face of Fusion. I really wanted those onion rings man. “I hope you like explosions, cause at this rate, sh*t’s gonna blow up in your face”. Phayze glances up at the night sky through the sunroof, smiling as a gold mask slowly forms over his face and his body is enveloped in white and starry robes. He turns to look at you one last time, the glowing blue eyes in his mask warning of terrible retribution. He speaks, his voice deeper with a distinct echo to it. “2 minutes hmm? I hope that’s long enough for you to write your will”. He disappears in a violent collapse of blue energy (think mini-implosion tinted deep cobalt).
The blaze hounds growl at the figure in blue that suddenly explodes into existence in front of them. "Your master is a sadistic little wacko, isn’t he? Hmm, I suppose I should probably stop you, you have 2 options, scram… He ignites the armblade attached to his right wrist as it begins to glow deep blue … or die.
( ^ Imma leave this part to you to decide, i.e. which option they take)
Having dealt with those blaze hounds, Phayze collapses into his vortex again, appearing in front of the Decimi. “For you, for you, no, there is no option. You are fully sentient and have no excuse for wanting to kill people and for that, you will die.” The screen zooms back to the car as you hear screams and the sound of rending metal as the Decimi’s souls are separated from their bodies.
Phayze reappears in his seat, with a sharp blast of blue energy and fires a small orb at your phone. He sits back, his mask fading away and his robes disappearing as he returns to his civilian appearance. He grins at you and says “1:37, easy.” You pull out your phone in frustration in an attempt to press the button to detonate the bomb but realize you phone isn’t working as little blue sparks of electricity dance along the edges of it and the screen is black.
You suddenly hear a whisper in your left ear. “Now, I believe you owe me some onion rings” before the door opens and you fall to the ground after being pushed out of the Reaver’s car.
That’s my part, hope you liked the dankness @fusion23310. I hope people do enjoy reading this, kinda like a live comic book/TV show. 
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The answer to that is “Yes - Roundabout.”
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After falling to the ground, fusion starts laughing crazily, as if to say that he was loving the fighting.
“Why are you laughing? I just destroyed all of your henchmen and you’re happy?!” Phayze said, angry and confused. “Oh, they never mattered, though I’m upset you frightened my Blaze Hounds away, oh well hungry dogs are never loyal.” fusion said, licking his lips, savoring the moment.
“Now, do you want to start driving or not? If you don’t, trust me you’ll regret it.” fusion threatened. Phayze started concentrating his energy to bring his blade back. “Don’t even think about it. This, this happens regardless of what I do or say.” fusion said, “If you allow me to get back in the car and lead you to our destination, you can stop it. Without me, you won’t know where to go, and you can’t stop what you don’t know. Now, what do you say, me and you can go have some more fun before ending the night.Oh, and we’ll have enough time to get some onion rings if we leave right after.”
If you say no, this (comic?) ends, if you say yes we go on for another maybe two parts.
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