rip in pieces johnbob 78
We need a fixed post for duelyst memes
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Perhaps I was wrong. I’m afraid you wouldn’t be a good fit for my company. Maybe one day, when your tastes have changed, I’ll reconsider asking you to join us again.
<Mind you, Revenant is still garbage. Play abyssian, but without Revenant>
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what do you like best?
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I like you. You are special. Never change…I mean, only if it suits you. Change if you can. Just don’t stray far.
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Personally, my list is:
Abyssian
Magmar
Lyonar
Vetruvian
Vanar
Songhai
It should be noted, I disenchant ALL Revenants.
<Meme decks only, eff tryharding>
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This list, the ordering makes me want to claim your soul and destroy it.
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You can try. You might get corrupted should you get too close to me, however. Muahahaha
<Also, what soul?>
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I have an aura of balance, I doubt your corruption is nearly strong enough to even faze (HaHA, see what I did there?) me.
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putting vetruvian anywhere other than 1st is blasphemy 
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It’d be a lot funnier had I not already made that joke.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Vetruvian. They just aren’t fun to play. Too much of a handicap, playing that faction. They’ve received some tools to smooth their problems, but when other factions are rolling in powerhouse cards and don’t rely on intensive planning or praying you can get card synergies running, Vetruvian leaves a lot to be desired.
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[quote=“johnbob78, post:7654, topic:319, full:true”]
Kill me now i’m just a post-nerf Lilith fsjal[/quote]
Quick, someone call a excorcist! He’s finally making sense!
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Damn, even Vaath’s feminine wiles weren’t enough to keep him interested. And we worked really hard on it too.
I mean just look at him:
He was so interested back then! What happened!?
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This is pretty much my entire problem with Vetruvian as a whole. Well said
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All control decks have to have a win condition of some sort to be effective. Songhai’s just happens to be melting their opponent’s face off
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Songhai’s idea of control is “burn/pando every minion that hits the board so they don’t kill me before I can burn my enemy’s face off.”
It’s like a unique kind of agro burn deck that knows it has to manage resources and board control because it isn’t fast enough to win otherwise.
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it’s like how magmar’s idea of control is to throw repeated makantors at people untill they stop moving
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Even longshot doesn’t like vanar and it’s arcanysts.
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abyss’s idea of control
you play a minion
"what minion?"
vanars idea of control
you play a minion
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA snort
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Pick your poison : death by a bunch of meaty talons or burning to death.
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Duelyst melee like
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