@phayze & @Yahlunna
In seriousness, if the girl was a fan of yugioh, there’s no way these wouldn’t make her laugh. If someone was playing and whipped out the white dragon line rapidfire, I’d be impressed personally; that’d be smooth
If she wasn’t though, yea, it’d sound just hilariously corny and awful lol.
My gf and I were watching the show Penny Dreadful. A couple just had their fun the night before and the scene cuts to morning. A line comes up (or similar to), “How would you like your eggs?”
I instantly remark, “Impregnated.”
Like it or not, I think I earn points on quick wittedness and cleverness. I enjoy my lines, so at least someone does