Buying a new game 2 days before final exams is a really, really bad choice.
We need a fixed post for duelyst memes
why can’t we edit them anyway? editing makes just as much difference this time as in older competitions





…I thought the cookie was the whole point to life.
Alright everyone, I was going to like some haikus…
…but I guess @nwardezir wants me to check into
button rehab…
it may be too late for me…


Probably to prevent stuff like:
Likes given to Haiku on Makantor
… to likes given to Haiku not on Makantor 
I’m currently on Watching but damn, new posts come so often I’ll go back to usual “mention or reply”
I am on watching for every single category 
We would expect no less…

Let’s all try to imagine your notification feed
Actually, let’s not
Too much for a human brain to process
I would never be able to do anything ever again if I had that many notifications
You’re kinda screwed lol
Nope. He got a do-over.
@galaxydueler
The fact that you can’t count syllables probably isn’t helping your case either.
Beat me to it…
Reading your do-over is triggering me really hard. This man is spreading the memes to new threads in the subtlest way possible
Guys! I have spent my days off from the crash thinking about something! Something important! By creating Joseki… CPG has created a purely unbalanced card! You cannot play around Joseki! If you try to fill your deck with terrible cards, you just get crushed by their good cards, and when you use good cards, they get to steal your good cards! There is no counterplay to Joseki! Even the most meta of decks is weak to Joseki! Why @CPG, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!
So y’all, I did some math on my favorite card in the game.
Using Keeper, Reaper of the 9, Nether Summoning, Consuming Rebirth, Releaser and ZenRui, you can get 24 Sarlac. This is nothing new. But Blood Echoes has changed everything.
Using Twilight Sorcerer, Alcuin, Loreweaver and Mindwarper, you can get 15 copies of Blood Echoes. Each cast doubles your Sarlac count.
What I’m saying is you can get 186,624 Sarlacs.
CPG why tf doesn’t your board have 200k spaces for my Sarlac army? Fix ur game pls
EDIT: GUYS I DID MY MATH WRONG. IT’S 786,433 SARLACS. AND I ALSO DIDN’T REMEMBER ZURAEL.
If your opponent were able to Skorn your whole board and you had the triple Zurael, the max number of Sarlacs you could obtain is 6,291,456. Over six million Sarlacs.
Over six. Million.
More honest Duelyst card.

(I’ve probably spent too much time on this…)
I’m late to this, but actually serpentine can be pronounced either way and still be correct. It has multiple valid pronounciations.