Wait guy, maybe weāre reading this all wrong. Maybe the only reason why @cloudfrog wants suggestions for things to do other than sitting at a computer because he has pinkeye or something as a result of staring at a screen too long. In this case I have THE PERFECT thing to deal with this. Frog of the Cloud, follow the instructions below exactly, it is the will of your lord and savior (the real one):
āIf your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.ā
Iām sorry frog of the cloud, your right eye is now forfeit. Pray this does not hold true for the remainder of your earthly vessel. I will pray for you:
"Oh my lord and saviour Grandmaster Zendo, as your forever loyal servant I humbly beseech upon you to give aid to a fellow near to me titled Frog of the Cloud, you may have heard of how his sphincter could not even handle a few spellswords. Despite the weakness of his sphincter though, I would ask of you my Lord to give mercy to this man and prevent his descent into the gates of Hell. If sacrifice must be made to satisfy you my lord so be it. My sphincter is not so weak as the frogās oneā¦
This is a beautiful piece of art and any vulgar interpretations you made of it is disgusting. Do not soil this sacred piece with gutter minds and flag it.