There are two types of people in this world;
Those who survive on Alcohol and bad decisions
And those who survive on caffeine and hate
Edit: Actually, now that I think about it, alchohol is a product of goldfish metabolism and they don’t make many good decisions since they are… fish. So are alcholohics just reincarnated goldfish?
Edit 2: Don’t drink and Duelyst kids
Edit 3: also don’t post more than 2 edits on one post
Edit 4: also don’t fish for likes with meta-humour.
Edit 5: Don’t use the word “meta-humour” unless you want to sound like a pretentious twat.