I may be losing touch but I do like to do other things!
This thread's title has finally been decided on
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Why are we Ireland.
Aren’t I the only Irish one here?
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What about “the morrigan”?
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Do some fucking google-fu you dipshit.
We have been forgotten, it seems.
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I just did before this was sent.
I also google when the other one was sent but I got confused.
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So the pillow’s just an Irish misfortune crow.
What’s the big deal! That ain’t nothin’ to be 'fraid of! What’s the worst that could happen if I, say, chew on it. I may be vegetarian but I’m pretty sure war deities don’t count as animals.
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Well, there are three of us, and you eating the feathers would give us a much stronger influence than we have on this host. You would belong to us mind, body, and soul.
On the upside, you would have access to massive quantities of knowledge not intended for mortals.
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Did you know that all odd numbers have the letter “e” in them-desu.
All glory to the hypnocrow ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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What about three??
We don’t really like numbers, but the fundamental workings of the universe are within our grasp.
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Isgopet you Baka! ¯_| ಠ ∧ ಠ |_/¯ Your stupidity just makes you more Kawaii ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆
Also I found Schrödinger’s bra! (◕‿<) *:･ﾟ✧
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desu
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Welcome. We feel as though we should tell you that the weeb phase of adjustment usually lasts three days.
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I had thought you were one with a greater integrity than this. It’s a shame to see another fall to the pillow.
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No more will fall.
There are only three of us, so we can only possess three.
We have @overcharge’s body, @isgopet’s soul, and @excogitator’s mind.
You may sleep peacefully, we are done. For now.
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So this parrot walks by this bar and sees another parrot inside. It thinks, “Hey! This place serves birds! I should go here!”
However, upon seeing the parrot, the bartender immediately grabs the parrot and shops it away. “What gives!,” says the parrot. “You served that other parrot!”
“Well, that is exactly the problem. We already have a parrot here. We have to follow the law”
“What law!?”
“Pauli’s exclusion principle.”
ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ
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The being known as Excogitator is no more-desu (-_-｡)
We saw fit to restructure its matter into a harbinger of our glory. ༼ﾉ ◉ ͜ ◉ ༽つ
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@colexiel
LIEUTENANT!
Are you prepared? We must purge the pillow. We must save overcharges body, isgos souls and excogs mind.
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We sincerely apologize for the “weeaboo phase.” We have tried various measures to correct it, none of which have been successful. Wait three days and all will be well.
Also:
I (@Isgopet) am Badb. I will be our speaker.
@Excogitator is Nemain. He will be our warrior-mage. His mind was well suited for that.
@Overcharge is Macha. He will be our assassin and silencer of dissenters. He will also deal with paperwork and politics.
@longshot405 Roughly three days is all we can say. I hope we can establish a working relationship, as your hate is well suited for our purposes.
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