My child, the pillow is soft and warm. Do not fear so, join me, so soft and comforting, just watch the world drift away. What is it compared to pure happiness?
The Purification Crusade
Flames of purification make it sound stupid.
We’ll go with flames of chaos instead, you are my hired mercenary after all
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“Flames of desire” would suit your relationship with the pillow more closely.
What is desire, what is flame? All is good within the pillow, all is warm, all is right. 'O prophet, do not speak, the pillow is your message.
I BELONG TO NO ONE
You still haven’t paid me for the last kill, boy.
Cleansing Fire.
Let’s not make an enemy out of each other now.
Here’s your pay 

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The common enemy is the pillow.
That may or may not be the money of my last mercenary, something may or may not have happened to him after I paid him.
Careful fool, to deny someone compensation for a service is to disturb the balance, and to disturb the balance is to incur my wrath.
I only accept payment through credit card or PayPal
Fine. Purging the pillow is first priority.
My child, do not lend your ear to the tongue of deceivers, they speak naught but lies. If it is money you want, the pillow has all, the pillow holds everything you could possibly lust after.

Take it, remember what glorious riches the pillow could bestow upon you. Remember that this is only a taste of the utopia the pillow promises you.
Take as long as you need, time has no meaning for those who have embraced the pillow.
Here’s ten bucks:







Don’t spend it all in one place.
PILLOW OUT!!!
*poof~
Kawaiiii bakko-chans! desu
I won’t make any deals if the payment is covered in cheeto dust and some… suspicious white liquid.
I shall channel the wrath of lizards:
In the brightest day
In the darkest night
No pillow shall escape my sight
Shall my wrath show you the way
BEGONE PILLOW
BY LIZARDS MIGHT!!!
I shall channel the wrath of lizards:
In the brightest day
In the darkest night
No pillow shall escape my sight
Shall my wrath show you the way
BEGONE PILLOW
BY LIZARDS MIGHT!!!
proceeds to triple rebuke and nat selection the pillow
The pillow must fall at any cost. No pillow can survive through the Circle of Dessication.
Thy pillow art Doomed to die posts 3 
Plottu twisto: the combination of 3x Natural Selection and Rebuke, Circle of Desiccation and Doom grants Pillow-dono Invulnerability
I think that means no pillow.
We have to hire this professional:

