Oh, snap!
Critical Fail!
The Purification Crusade
critical fail! you forgot the 1 in your 1d20
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Y’all are safe for now…
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Why have you dragged me from my slumber? Who will give sacrifice for my summon? Sleep for blood…
Did you see the desu chain?
Here:
Desu
Apparently, kawaii faces are built into iPhone! Just add Chinese or Japanese to your phone and look for this symbol: ^ _ ^
Click it, click the up arrow, and you have a bunch of Kawaii faces to choose from:
・゜゚・:.。…。.:・’(゚▽゚)’・:.。. .。.:・゜゚・
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ̄^ ̄)ゞ(c" ತ,_ತ)
lies and slander
i did not at any point use that word
i have had my vaccinations
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ハタハタさあり田畑沙汰はアハひたあはたやかまなやたらたはやさかたなたやはたはさ
Idk im just spamming random characters
You ever go to one of those expensive buffets and instead of going to the fancy dishes you go straight to the cheap mac&cheese/pizza?

How fancy we talkin’ here?
( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
・゜゚・:.。…。.:・’(゚▽゚)’・:.。. .。.:・゜゚・
I͈̮͎̰̕͜ ͈̝̝̖̳̺̖̟͜͞h̜̩̤͚́͟͞ą͙̦̤̫͍̀v̴̷͈͖̞̗̣̟̭̫͙́ȩ͇͙͙̩̣̹ ̡̳̱͖̲͕͇̹̦̀͜a͚̠̬͙͍͠s̮̱̮͙̭͘c̶̵̶̠e͏͏̜̼̥n̡̢̜̲͖͖͓̮̹̖͟d̹̠͙̦͢͠e̳̫̱̖͓͈͚̱d̸̠͇̹̮͠
How fancy we talkin’ here?
The fancy where people make/cut it for you
(and by make I mean they take your order)
so a normal restaurant?
so a normal restaurant?
except it’s also a buffet
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