No pressure, I’m sure you’ll make the right decision.
On one hand you’ll have one guy trying to kill you. On the other you’ll lose all respect I had for you. Which one’s worse, I wonder?
@saltystabwound you know hypothetically, if we were trying to compete for their affection, their friendship would be stronger. We’d just be a couple of lowlifes to them, crying on the corner after we both fail to get our best girls.