The Purification Crusade


#3484

I’m currently deciding.

But if someone answers Dorothy they’re going to prison.


#3485

No pressure, I’m sure you’ll make the right decision.

On one hand you’ll have one guy trying to kill you. On the other you’ll lose all respect I had for you. Which one’s worse, I wonder?

@saltystabwound you know hypothetically, if we were trying to compete for their affection, their friendship would be stronger. We’d just be a couple of lowlifes to them, crying on the corner after we both fail to get our best girls.


#3486

Another is prison, Dorothy is cute but no.


#3487

That’s what I already am though. No real problems on my end.


#3488


Something something Dorothy something job something explicit grumble grumble


#3489

Something something ment to look like a 13 yearold girl something something.


#3490

Something something play the game something something grumble grumble


#3491

Something something broke something something


#3492

When you have $11.76 in expendable cash pick it up.


#3493

I bought this game.
But I didnt play it.
Because it sucked balls.

Just kidding, I gifted it to a friend of mine, he liked it

edit: I guess I could play it at his house when I visit
correctly guess which girl I’ll like best and win a prize


#3494

Do yourself a favour, buy it for yourself and pllay it for yourself.


#3495

Are we going purely by aesthetics, I assume? Since you haven’t played it, I can’t imagine much else would come in to play.

My guess is Dana Zane


#3496

Fine! It’s fake. It looks real though.


#3497

alright look, that description seems pretty nice, but this cannot be a coincidence, its not mere chance that you picked the one (1) white haired girl in the game (i dont actually know if its just this one), you must have read somewhere that i have a thing for that, or im just an esoteric magnet of these things
now Im actually interested


#3498

So you have a thing for boss
:eyes: :thinking:


#3499

One might say I have a gift for these sorts of things.


#3500

can you guess who would be my best girl then :thinking:


#3501

Trick question. It’s all the girls.


#3502

Godamn you are good


#3503

Well, it’s cannon that Jill does as well.