The Purification Crusade
I knew I said it before, but I didn’t realize I did so directly. 
I was such a fool when i started with league lol
6 broadswords for AD builds
If i go 40-5 with tryndamere in bronze5 im ofcource the best player in the meatch
Full ad Malphite is the best build because beeing tanky is worthless compared to DMG…if that fails its only because malphite sucks
Lategamesupports that need to steal minions from their ADC are normal
Kills are everything
Veigar>teemo>kassadin>veigar
Remove that last part and you’re correct. I dunno if other veigar players just suck, but I’m very good against Kassadin players.
The kassidins just succ kappa
Face the might of my GATEUUUUU
*kass blinks
NANIIIIIII?!
TAKE MY DARKMATTER STRIKUUUUUU
*kass q’s to get magic shield
NANIIIIII?!
Is kassadin still the trash he used to be 1-2 years ago or did they buff him?
No idea, I haven’t played seriously in over two years.
No, I dont
but google does
if you search “league longshot405” you find a forums post with you talking about putting a1 on your pizza rolls
Oh yeah I also played gnar
I only play if there is a friend on
Are you freaking serious? GOOGLE WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Hm I need to counterpick veigar. Who do I pick?
kassadin ZED tahm kench
if you look up galaxydueler on google you can find the doom support meme someone made
XD, can confirm, 2010 longshot likes steak sauce pizza rolls
Whatever, I’m not ashamed. It’s freaking delicious.
If I remember correctly, it was @excogitator that posted this originally. It was really fun, I think it was a post in patch 1.9x
Glad to know a part of my influence is in that meme.
Edit: I burst out laughing when I saw my bathroom pop up in an image search of myself.
Can someone post the old oblitarate is coming not meme?.Can,t find it anymore 
