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The Purification Crusade

That is pretty great too :stuck_out_tongue:

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Okay now I must craft Eclipse.

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Choo choo I‘m boarding the Troll train again!

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What do you mean, “boarding again”…? :rofl:

I just assumed you fell asleep and were continuously riding past all the stops.

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Oh … huh… what a weird dream I had then. Can‘t have been real that I finished my studies. I am on the climb to S again. Better be prepared for my memes.

I somehow miss a fanart Thread.

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Nothing stopping those things from being posted here. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Yessss very good to hear that.

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Welcome back and join the Duelyst World Cup :slight_smile:

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how soon is it?

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Now! The first week has started, but you can still join the EU West team, I think.

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time to replace a 4 times the speed!

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Interactions of the day:

Primal Ballast progresses Hate Furnaces trial even when cast on obelysks (and I assume on other structures too) even though they can’t gain any attack.

Gor’s respawn code apparently differs from Sarlac’s/Xor’s in that the former can respawn in the space it previously occupied whereas the latter can’t.

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WEE WOO WEE WOO

ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!

steps on stage

Bystander: “Oh god! Don’t do it! I have a family!”

Comedy God: “Heh…”

adjusts fedora

the building is filled with fear and anticipation

God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense

comedy god clears throat

everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard

world leaders look and wait with dread

everything in the world stops

nothing is happening

comedy god smirks

no one is prepared for what is going to happen

comedy god musters all of this power

he bellows out to the world

“DELETE”

absolute suspense

everyone is filled with overwhelming dread

“MAGMAR”

all at once, absolute pandemonium commences

all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once

giant brawls start

43 wars are declared simultaneously

a shockwave travels around the earth

earth is driven into chaos

humanity is regressed back to the stone age

the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself

all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did

people who aren’t killed die from laughter

literally the funniest joke in the world

then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma

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Happy Cakeday, @degenerator!

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Well, I just got stomped by thezohan. :rofl:
And I’m not even mad about it, tbh…

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Happy Cakeday, @excogipotato! (…who is definitely not @excogitator :crazy_face:)

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Excigipotato was from simpler a time before the Bandai Namco merger. He is dead now for reasons totally unrelated to me not updating that account. Rest In Peace, sweet prince.

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Well you had no real T1 play, kinda difficult to come back from that :slight_smile:

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It was also my basic “just get the daily lyonar quest done” deck. Lol. :joy:

So yeah, not the best odds given the haphazard construction.

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hello! haven’t been around in a while.
just want to share that i finally finished college :smiley: graduation is in a few months.

Also, season rewards has let me craft my third alter rexx :rofl: will post shenanigans sometime in the future.

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