The Purification Crusade
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Nobody’s gonna approach him as long as he keeps swinging this shack around.
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Someone should take it away.
He’ll end up hurting himself
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I would like to challenge @miguelosz to a duel. We are the last surviving members of our respective factions. It’s better than getting killed by one of these outsiders.
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MAY THE FOURTH NIGHT BE WITH YOU
@megix looking to pull a @alexx55 with those explosives.
A monkey is a dangerous opponent in the jungle, and with so few tributes left no one is taking any chances. Ryv, @saltystabwound, @miguelosz, and @snowshot hunt down @atheistmantis.
THE FIFTH DAY
@saltystabwound peeping on @megix, waiting for his time to strike…
You’re a little late on the slingshots there, buddy.
Thanny down! District 1’s duo is reduced to an uno by @snowshot’s deadly concotion.
Only five tributes left now! Which district will be taking home the glory, and which will just be taking home bodies, or whatever’s left of them?
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2 sacrifices “tributes” are chosen from 12 Districts (usually a male and female). Those 12 are brought to an arena in “Central” (the capital if you will) and engage in a televised fight to the death until only 1 remains left alive. During the fight they must survive an ever changing arena filled to the brim with perils unstated while unnamed sponsors may donate supplies to bolster a tributes odds of winning.
The rewards?
Fame, fortune, special privileges within their respective district, and of course the privilege of serving the capital populace as continuous public (and private) figures!
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Images are loaded for none of us including you.
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WHAT?! 
But I can see it just fine! Are you serious?
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is it better now? :<
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Snowshot vs ThanatoasNoa is like the start of like every BDSM touhou doujin ever.
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As someone who used to do rock climbing: He fell the wrong way, you’re supposed to fall up it.
Lowkey climbing is like that sometimes.
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i had to take him out, those were the orders evil stare
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Orders by who?
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Heyy I was the first one making slingshots! I’ve got two now and a shack
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Cool, meet me at the shack
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You need 2 hands for one slingshot, so why the second?
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