The Purification Crusade

[longshot405]

Poor @longshot405 and @loliconartist . Two deaths so soon! Always sucks to be the first one off the island. Or in this case, off the mortal coil.

See? This is why I wanted a beauty contest.

There’s some serious irony in @halcyon98 having @longshot405 as his profile picture (that’s you if I remember correctly, right?), and @phayze accidentally killing him nice camouflage!

I must admit I didn’t think about this until you pointed it out. That’s freakin’ hilarious. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, @phayze doesn’t truly believe in balance. He just hates me.

[fusion23310]

Archery is hard.

SOMETIMES YOU MISS BECAUSE LIFE IS UNFAIR OKAY

[miguelosz]

“There was a bag… surely there was! It was right there!”
“Idk maybe you were just seeing things…”
“But I’m really sure! I won it from a fight, it was right there!”
“You do know that talking to yourself excessively is a sign of insanity?”
“Shut up, me!”

[Yahlunna]

Oh no, fligon died. I wanted to kill hxm

[thefirstgokun]

promise?
15char

[thefirstgokun]

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DAY TWO: BACK IN THE HABIT

36 Enter. 1 Will Leave.

humancalc
alplod
snowshot
isbee X ELIMINATED
megix
excogitator
phayze
fusion23310
isgopet
johnbob78
atheistmantis
sbdjango X ELIMINATED
phoinexflame
alexx55
mmf
loliconartist X ELIMINATED
epicflygon X ELIMINATED
galaxydueler
miguelosz
neme6ix
bepoest
longshot405 X ELIMINATED
cloudfrog X ELIMINATED
zerounderscoreou
ryousen
saltystabwound
oranos
halcyon98
phoenixtoasches
terrarius X ELIMINATED
gsvalhalla
yahlunna
victorious23

While eveyone else is making slingshots, @phoenixtoasches gets his hands on the big guns…

Ryvirath is on the hunt for tributes to glomp. Beware!

@mmf continues his ingenious run-away strategy.

@neme6ix reminisces over his investi-gator home town.

@yahlunna gets owned by the forcefield surrounding the arena! A valiant attempt, but escape is impossible

A deadly team-up between three fsjals, one wolf, and one piece of cake! thefirstgokun doesn’t stand a chance. @galaxydueler, @gsvalhalla, @johnbob78, @fusion23310, and @humancalc all share a kill here.

I’m not sure what to make of this, but… I think @alplod might be dead.

And, that concludes day tw- what? What is happening? Uh oh, looks like we’ve got

AN ARENA EVENT

Tune in next time as the arena transforms, pushing our tributes to the limit!

[epicflygon]

SMH, I wanted Galaxy to win this by being cute the entire time then have the last tribute die from natural causes.

[thefirstgokun]

Nah, have you seen those eyebrows? He’s a cold blooded killer.

[epicflygon]

But anyways, you got ganked.

[phoinexflame]

@Mmf, why distract me? I thought we were friends.

[alexx55]

FFFFUUUUUU now im scared

[bepoest]

I said whatever and I mean it.

[thefirstgokun]

Then construct a gosh darned shack in your profile pic

[ryousen]

Thats twice already in this run. Maybe you’re just that kind of guillable!

[bepoest]

Harsh. I meant to picture my demise and you want high frequency memeing.
Ok. I’ll try to keep up.

[thefirstgokun]

Now that’s quality

[mmf]

I…i don’t know. After staying put at the corn, picking some flowers, and creepily staring at ryv, halcy, and snow having a sleepover with ryv, halcy, and (general) snow I guess I just got a little tired.

That and I heard they were having a sale on eggs, 2 dozen for $2! I was in the middle of making some broth and I guess you must’ve been hungry…

[thefirstgokun]

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THE ARENA EVENT

36 Enter. 1 Will Leave.

thefirstgokun X ELIMINATED
ryvirath
humancalc
alplod X ELIMINATED
snowshot
isbee X ELIMINATED
megix
excogitator
phayze
fusion23310
isgopet
johnbob78
atheistmantis
sbdjango X ELIMINATED
phoinexflame
alexx55
mmf
loliconartist X ELIMINATED
epicflygon X ELIMINATED
galaxydueler
miguelosz
neme6ix
bepoest
longshot405 X ELIMINATED
cloudfrog X ELIMINATED
zerounderscoreou
ryousen
saltystabwound
oranos
halcyon98
phoenixtoasches
terrarius X ELIMINATED
gsvalhalla
yahlunna X ELIMINATED
victorious23

Let’s get this show on the road.

oh god what is happening

Um… I guess this is what happens with bigger pools of tributes? At least there were lots of desserts…

@miguelosz, @MEgix, and Thanny all take accidental(?) kills in the chaos, while the below tributes make it out unscathed:

It’s a shorter list than the ones who died…

Obituaries

Current Roster

Until next time. Night is setting once more on the arena…

[ryousen]

Oh no, I died already? From eating a scorpion??? i refuse to believe that would kill me!

[thefirstgokun]

I know!!! I didn’t even know the simulation could do this!