Would you like a Jelly Baby? No, I don’t suppose you would.Alas, poor Obelysk.
(Doctor Who is property of the BBC. This paraphrase and image qualify as fair use of public broadcast as an act of parody from Season 15, Episode 3b "Image of the Fendhal Part 2")
Can we think of a card with a design more awkward than Windstorm Obelysk? Mogwai perhaps, but even he threatens draw acceleration that pinches the opponent into answering him before he does more than cantrip- and his goofy “remove me” flag, tends to slow the opponent enough, for their desire to deny you cards. Serpenti? Well, he has a meme going for him. Orb Weaver and Fountain of Youth?.. Woe are we silly Vetruvians, who would beg for “trash” from other factions like Lasting Judgment, Sundrop Elixir and Consuming Rebirth.

With the advent of Shim’Zar, we get to look forward to using a Vetruvian spin on the beloved Dioltas- Allomancer; who upon meeting it’s demise will be replaced by a random Obelysk… But I find myself confused when considering it’s playability- as Windstorm and Ethereal are both essentially the same roll (the low roll.) Which begged the question once more… “Why?”
So, here comes the awful suggestion portion of these rants. My suggestion is simply that Vetruvian gets another keyword “Sealed”. Why isn’t the Dunecaster effect more of a thing we pour our mana and cards into?
SEALED: A sealed Wind Dervish no longer disappears at the end of turn. (If Sealed is dispelled, the minion will disappear as usual.)
Windstorm Obelysk 3Mana
Structure
Summon Dervish
Wind Dervishes come into play Sealed
Why? It fundamentally changes the angle, and increases the variety of ways to play Dervishes. While Obelysks are still vulnerable, this one is encouraged to be protected for a tidal advantage of excess material building up (something Prismatic Illusionist and Firestarter have proven with faster triggers, isn’t going to ruin the game.)
Where Fireblaze would still be king (the Allomancer high roll,) this would add functionality to a brutally dysfunctional card, and increase the viability of playing cards like Ethereal Obelysk, Portal Guardian, and Scion’s Third Wish- without lacking the opportunity cost of defensive placement and being easily disrupted/unable to move. Making the Allomancer, and the Obelysk strategy something no longer easy to ignore, or deny by clumping up units far away from the Obelysks (to punish both Obelysks and Star’s Fury.)
Finally, it would give a lasting foundation for building decks around Whispers of the Sands and Star’s Fury. Where Allomancer would see it as a “mid roll” (better than Ethereal, worse than Fireblaze,) it would gently nudge the Dervish archetype with slow, low tempo, high value- but at a rate that can no longer simply be ignored.

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