“I hardly think a few birds are going to bring about the end of the world…”
" These weren’t a few birds ."
“It’s the end of the world!”
“Wanna buy a monkey?”
Hitchcock: The Emo Birds
W H A T T H E F U C K I S B I R D S C A S S Y V A ?
It began with laughter and ended with carnage.
Did you know that truth can only be found in the gap between those who doubt and those who believe? The truth is that this list saved us from a 6-0 sweep, almost pulling of the reverse sweep, ending it with a 6:5 score with them winning.
Yes, our other 5 lists got beaten and this was our saviour from the number 0.
There were those who were doubting and those who believed, thus creating the gap that is truth.
Beating Titan, Fault, Aggro Faie and Combo Reva, this list created a miracle.
Our other win was due to someone of the other team having to catch a flight, which I see as another win for birds, because what’s a plane if not a bird made by man?
By the way did you know that this is a decklist thread?
Well, now you know!
Anyways… Let’s break this shit down:
The gameplan is pretty simple, actually: Just make a bunch of birds and equip them with somekind of disease, the match will be over in seconds.
There’s the healing dude and the blood something-something dude that let’s your birds trade more efficiently, the blue guy that let’s you make more birds and ramp into the fucking plague and some purple control spells for the wizard birds.
Top that of with satan’s incarnation and some other good shit and you have the list.
Try the thing out, just believe and magic will happen, I guarantee it… But don’t let the people with the antimagic toxin get too close to you.
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