Sacrifices must be made to ensure I maintain my sanity. A person so ugly may potentially leave me in an endless loop of insults until I wither away from malnourishment or the inevitable heat death of the universe, should my immortality package arrive (I ordered it weeks ago from headquarters, but it seems they're on back-order).
And this is only the fate I would suffer. Lesser forum goers without the willpower to stare the embodiment of disgust may have their faces melt off in a mere instant. I have chosen to accept this additional burden of never reaching S-rank, for the sake of all posters. If you appreciate my sacrifice, do not hesitate to
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