I sexually Identify as a Spectral Revenant. Ever since I was a boy I
dreamed of rushing through the battlefields dropping six damage and four face on
disgusting revas. People say to me that a person being a spectral revenant
is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
I’m having a plastic surgeon install bat wings, 6 inch nails and shadow-warping
cloaks on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me
“Specrev” and respect my right to nuke lategame and win easily. If
you can’t accept me you’re a revophobe and need to check your rush
privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.