Greetings, fellow duelysts. My name is Anjosustrakr, and I am the symbol of everything you
- cannot fathom.
As I have never formally introduced myself, I would like to take this opportunity to
- leech a little more attention from the remnants of a dying community.
- help you get to know me.
- open your eyes to the kind of freaks who live in this world.
It is my goal that by the end of this post, you will
- know less about me than you did before.
- descend into madness.
- die from an acute case of inferiority.
- eat a powdered doughnut.
- an awful person
- a great guy
- a great gal
- a psychopath pretending to be a good person pretending to be a terrible person
My favorite color is
- lavender yellow,
- ivory black,
- verdant red,
- cobalt orange,
my favorite pastime is
- devouring the souls of mortals,
- devouring chocolate,
- reading the minds of my enemies,
- reading Game of Thrones,
- developing ingenious ideas for polls,
- developing video games,
- playing people against each other,
- playing Duelyst,
- writing death threats,
- writing short stories,
- shattering beautiful friendships,
- shattering misconceptions,
and my favorite Duelyst faction is
- some number of
years old, and have two
- Gutter Skulks
as pets. I live in
- Eagan, Minnesota.
- San Francisco, California.
- Portland, Maine.
- a pit of darkness and despair.
And here is some accurate advice from your peers pertaining to me:
- not nearly enough
about me. I look forward to seeing you on
- the battlefield!
- your deathbed!