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It is I [curse you 15 chars]


#1

Greetings, fellow duelysts. My name is Anjosustrakr, and I am the symbol of everything you

  • loathe.
  • admire.
  • cannot fathom.

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As I have never formally introduced myself, I would like to take this opportunity to

  • leech a little more attention from the remnants of a dying community.
  • help you get to know me.
  • open your eyes to the kind of freaks who live in this world.

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It is my goal that by the end of this post, you will

  • know less about me than you did before.
  • descend into madness.
  • die from an acute case of inferiority.
  • eat a powdered doughnut.

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I am

  • an awful person
  • a great guy
  • a great gal
  • a psychopath pretending to be a good person pretending to be a terrible person

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who hates

  • you.
  • myself.
  • everybody.

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My favorite color is

  • lavender yellow,
  • ivory black,
  • verdant red,
  • cobalt orange,

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my favorite pastime is

  • devouring the souls of mortals,
  • devouring chocolate,
  • reading the minds of my enemies,
  • reading Game of Thrones,
  • developing ingenious ideas for polls,
  • developing video games,
  • playing people against each other,
  • playing Duelyst,
  • writing death threats,
  • writing short stories,
  • shattering beautiful friendships,
  • shattering misconceptions,

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and my favorite Duelyst faction is

  • Abyssian.
  • Songhai.
  • Vetruvian.
  • Magmar.
  • Vanar.
  • Lyonar.

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I am

  • 17
  • 42
  • some number of

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years old, and have two

  • cats
  • dogs
  • humans
  • Serpenti
  • Gutter Skulks

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as pets. I live in

  • Eagan, Minnesota.
  • San Francisco, California.
  • Portland, Maine.
  • squalor.
  • a pit of darkness and despair.

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And here is some accurate advice from your peers pertaining to me:

Well, that’s

  • enough
  • not nearly enough

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about me. I look forward to seeing you on

  • the battlefield!
  • your deathbed!

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Welcome to Polland!
#2

If anything, the eternal poll thread should be Anjo’s introduction

ive been thinking about making one myself since Cairill did his


#3

Red and green look the same to me, congratulations you played yourself.


#4

what did i just read


#5

“Greetings, fellow duelysts. My name is Anjosustrakr, and I am the symbol of everything you cannot fathom. As I have never formally introduced myself, I would like to take this opportunity to leech a little more attention from the remnants of a dying community. It is my goal that by the end of this post, you will eat a powdered doughnut. I am a psychopath pretending to be a good person pretending to be a terrible person who hates everybody. My favorite color is ivory black, my favorite pastime is developing ingenious ideas for polls, and my favorite Duelyst faction is no… noooooo… you can’t make me say it… but the poll… GAH! Abyssian. I am some number of years old, and have two Serpenti as pets. I live in a pit of darkness and despair. Well, that’s not nearly enough about me. I look forward to seeing you on the battlefield!”