Opening Gambit: Summon a 2/2 for each “the” in the names or descriptions of enemy minions.
3 mana spell
destroy all minions with the same base health and attack
6mana Abyssian minion
ALL minions cannot be instantly destroyed by any means. (As in this dude fizzles all instant-kill effects)
that seems very… NOT abyssian…
maybe you could put it in
magmar or lyonar
That seems accurate. Don’t make sense for anything specific but you don’t want it to be neutral? Put it in vet.
Still doesn’t explain fate watcher not being magmar.
YUDODIS Version 1
7 mana neutral minion.
Night man watcher of the day man, champion of the moon
All celerity minions are dispelled upon being summoned
The real man
Destroy all man in the board except itself, be it generals or lizard people.
1 mana spell
Change the gender of all cards on your field, deck and hand
Neutral/ 4 mana / (3/3)
If this minions gender changes, it gains +6/+9
I have lost all hope in humanity.
******** this ******* *********
You win if your opponent is an idiot.
Remove Idiot from your general enchancement.
Well, that’s fine considering you’re not a human being
Wait what!? My life is a lie!?
Ain’t your life full on creating more bloodkins
oh yeah forgot that…
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the vilain”