The Noun
6 mana
5/5
Opening Gambit: Summon a 2/2 for each “the” in the names or descriptions of enemy minions.
Forum Game - Create a card to counter the person's before you
equilibrium breaker
3 mana spell
destroy all minions with the same base health and attack
Death Stopper
6mana Abyssian minion
6/6
Flying
ALL minions cannot be instantly destroyed by any means. (As in this dude fizzles all instant-kill effects)
that seems very… NOT abyssian…
maybe you could put it in magmar or lyonar
songhai
vetruvian
That seems accurate. Don’t make sense for anything specific but you don’t want it to be neutral? Put it in vet.
Still doesn’t explain fate watcher not being magmar.
YUDODIS Version 1
7 mana neutral minion.
3/9
Celerity, Rush
Night man watcher of the day man, champion of the moon
4 mana
2/4
Provoke
All celerity minions are dispelled upon being summoned
The real man
5mana 5/5
Destroy all man in the board except itself, be it generals or lizard people.
Fan Art
1 mana spell
Change the gender of all cards on your field, deck and hand
VAAFU <3
SMH, r63
15chars
Genderbender
Neutral/ 4 mana / (3/3)
If this minions gender changes, it gains +6/+9
I have lost all hope in humanity.
******** this ******* *********
1 mana
You win if your opponent is an idiot.
(FATALITY)
Smart Pill
Drug
Remove Idiot from your general enchancement.
Well, that’s fine considering you’re not a human being 
Wait what!? My life is a lie!?
Ain’t your life full on creating more bloodkins 
oh yeah forgot that…
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the vilain”
~this thread