Like, you use almost as many likes as like, I do…
Forum Game: CPG Balance Requests
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Please no, I’m a teenager and had to make a conscious effort to break this habit
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It’s written thirty, not thirteen, you’re not a teenager
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Shhh… I’m 16 actually, lemme have my fun before I get old
LUL, good try Frisbee
NERF ISBEE
HE LIKES ALL MY POSTS AND IT’S ANOYING BECUSE HE LIKES MY OLD POTS TOO AND IT MAKS ME RELALY MAD OK?
(Yes, this is a complete sentence)
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My eyes are bleeding
Dear CP,
P.S. to my earlier request:
Just give everyone whatever they want for free. It’ll put us all back in the same boat… and you out of business. We all win, right?! That’s what everyone wants, right?! Handouts?
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that’s the point
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@galaxydueler and @phayze
I actually owned a Nerf Frisbee…well boomerang, but whatever… Nerf me… but I will return!
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Ok, so I’ll get back straight on topic : CPG, balance @phayze because he has an old man spirit stuck in the body of a teenager 
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Wait… that makes all my lewd jokes make me look like a pervert…
I’m okay with that 
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The likes were intentional
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The sardonicism was obfuscated…
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I know, like deathbitch need nerf, like it should, like jsut activate, on like, my general death you know?
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This place is looking a lot like the meme thread. A lot of off topic banter.
Meanwhile, all I want is a nerf to mechaz0r. I find it strange that constructing mechaz0r requires time and labor costs but no actual material costs. I suggest that at the beginning of a player’s turn they must pay 1 mana for every ten percent of mechaz0r completion to pay for materials.
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That’s not a nerf
heres a nerf
NURF MEKAZORUS
HE TOO STRONG HE KILL MY COMMANDER IN 1 HIT
AND HE ONLY COSTS 1 MANA BECUZ THE OTHER GUY PLAYED A HLEM AND IT SUMMONED IT
PLUS ITS RNG SO ITS BAD
Actually Mechaz0r! costs 7
How come Mechaz0r! is the only minion that gets a “!” in its name? Are other cards not exciting enough for any of you?! I say we buff specifically Captain Dank Hart to have 3 "!"s in its name. In this brutal children’s card game, we have to be sure there’s at least 1 hero we can kinda trust maybe.
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