That’s not a nerf
heres a nerf
NURF MEKAZORUS
HE TOO STRONG HE KILL MY COMMANDER IN 1 HIT
AND HE ONLY COSTS 1 MANA BECUZ THE OTHER GUY PLAYED A HLEM AND IT SUMMONED IT
PLUS ITS RNG SO ITS BAD
That’s not a nerf
heres a nerf
NURF MEKAZORUS
HE TOO STRONG HE KILL MY COMMANDER IN 1 HIT
AND HE ONLY COSTS 1 MANA BECUZ THE OTHER GUY PLAYED A HLEM AND IT SUMMONED IT
PLUS ITS RNG SO ITS BAD
Actually Mechaz0r! costs 7 
How come Mechaz0r! is the only minion that gets a “!” in its name? Are other cards not exciting enough for any of you?! I say we buff specifically Captain Dank Hart to have 3 "!"s in its name. In this brutal children’s card game, we have to be sure there’s at least 1 hero we can kinda trust maybe.
Captain! Hank! Hart!
You mean like that?
There you go! Doesn’t that just sound more heroic?
It! sounds! like!
Prophet! Of! The! White! Palm!
pls buff him to 2/1
NO! Prophet’s already too op! I say we make prophet 2 mana and make it so only the enemy is immune to spell damage!
Cpg please Un-nerf lilithes cleavage, she is borderline unplayable after that change
I legitimately thought this was the meme thread before I read that and looked at the title again.
Dear Counter Play Games
Could you please buff circulus to a 1/7, because we all like to see the world burn, right?
-Sincerely EpicFlygon
#NerfPenti
Buff Spiral to 2 Mana and Buff PFire to 1 mana and 7 damage
Huh. with old entropic gaze, 2 mana spiral technique looks like it could actually happen. lul.
Dear CPG
Make Zi’ran S-tier.
That is all.
Dear CPG
Make me S-tier.
That is all.
Dear counterplay games,
#your game is the brokeden’d
When I tried to put all my sirPentis into my deck, it gave me error saying 3x limit or some bs.
#plsfix
#kthx
I agree I need to be able to fill my decks with Joseki!
Joseki should be an 8 mana where you swap hands and decks
Introducing Joseki’s distant relative: Josekiss
" Make your opponent beg for mercy!" - Kelaos’s Kiss of Death
This might as well be integrated into the meme thread, it’s hard to tell the difference a lot of the time