Forum Game: CPG Balance Requests


#1

Can you give Mechaz0r rush and celerity please? I feel like it’s not impactful enough.

For those reading longer than just 1 sentence, I thought it’d be fun and stupid to put up silly buff/nerf requests. This could be just for fun, but might also pose a better and comedic spin towards those times when players are looking to rant and complain. (Surprising to me, I don’t fit into this at moment lol.)

To get the ball rolling, I’d like to make another request of making Swamp Entangler’s health 2 from 3; I don’t like how it can survive my general’s attack.


#2

Dear Counter Play Games

Could you please give black locust rush as right now it is not seeing enough play and this will make it viable!

Sincerely flygon.

Necro Edit: kopiuyt’s post made me die with laughter, good job!


#3

Please, CPG, make divine spark draw 3 cards.

… Pretty please :magsad:


#4

Dear CP,
Why aren’t I winning in life? I’ve got my 3 prismatic Serpenti already so shouldn’t I just win at this point? Too unbalanced, pls buff :unamused:


#5

Hey CPG could you make Bloodmoon give Wraithlings Rush


#6

Dear CPG, can you please:

  • make greater fortitude cantrip, so i dont run out of cards

  • make faie’s hand bigger, so i can have all the cards I want

  • make circulus 4 health because now it dies to phoenix fire and tiger. You can lower the attack to 0 so now it can be balanced

  • lower spectral revenant cost to 6, since it has 6 attack and 6 defense it’s only fitting that it costs 6

  • lower kaleos’s blink range to 1, those kaidos are too threatening otherwise

  • increase blue conjurer stats to compensate for the rng he has

  • make flash freeze able to stun general too because right now its bad because i have already cleared all my oponnents minions, duh

  • reskin trinity wing to a lighter blue, it will look better in my faie deck

  • just weaken songhai a bit in general i feel they’re too stronk right now. Just today i was controlling the match, with all the board stunned + enfeebled to ensure nothing wrong could happen and i got bursted with callighrapher + saberspine seal combo. That’s 9 mana 6 damage, crazy stuff plus refill hand with usefull spells like artifact deffiler to destroy my white asp, thank god i cut it for more removal

Sincerely, a Vanar main (my alt is magmar btw)


#7

This legitimately made me laugh out loud SO hard.

Dear Counterplay(LUL) Games

  • Aymara is a 5/5 that heals for 5 and deals 5. Why does it cost 6!? Change pls.

  • Tiem Male-storm should affect all friendly minions and give them flying and +4 attack because that’s what you get for f*cking with the time stream

  • Mekenter Jizus iz op, I put my minions in a donut formation and they got blown up harder than the players in CoD do by C4

  • Chromatic Cold only dispels tiels? Y u no dispel their whole hand and their BBS!?! BUFF PLS.

  • TY CPG, CINSURLY, BRUNZ TURDY RENK PLEYER

All I can think of at the moment lmao

@seraphicreaper Maybe you should tag Ryv,
I kinda want his reaction lol


#8

@Ryvirath


#9

Grandmaster Variax is too hard to cast now. Can we make Darkfire Sacrifice reduce the cost of your next minion by 3? Kthx.


#10

Actually can we make it reduce the cost by 9? k. thx.


#11

Nah, that’s to much. They’d have to give it the same nerf as flash, making it impossible to stack multiple sacrifices.


#12

hai gaiz my name is the2ndgoku and id like to just gif my pinion on the game rn and the nerfs and buffs that need to happen

  • All the 1 mana spells in Vanar should draw a card when you cast them, like Aegis Shield and Aerial Rofl. This would make up for their lack fo carddraw

  • Magmar should get Vetern Silihtar’s stats nerfed, it keeps spawning back and rekking my face k thx

  • The board should be pentagon tiles instead of quadraped tile because then it would make it easier to surround you ropponent with minmins


#13

The cringe… It hurts my brain.


#14

Dear CPG, could you:

  • Make lavaslsher not get countered whenever he attacks because he dies to easily

  • Change Elucidator’s opening gambit to deal 4 damage to the enemy general because he doesn’t do enough damage without Thumping wave

  • Make Meltdown cost 7 with 7/7 bloodsurge: deal seven damage to the enemy general because he isn’t strong enough

Sincerely, a humble net-decker


#15

I can’t believe Spectral Revenant doesn’t have Celerity. Isn’t Abyssian supposed to have a strong lategame?

0/10 :unamused:


#16

Wait can we do cards that were in the game i.e giving blazing orb to neutral?


#17

Dear CPG,
Vetruvian nerf wen? Blood of Air should only target enemies near your general to keep up with the theme.


#18

Dear CPG,
Could you make Phalanxar’s leg a bit tougher? No wonder his HP is 1; his skinny leg barely keep up with his humongous body.
Oh, as alternative you can throw his weapon too. At least he can walk all four after that.


#19

#nerfpenti


#20

Dear CPG,
Could you make Jaxi a 0/1? He still uptrades too effectively and his little dude can shoot stuff from so far away.