And his beautiful rendition of Replicant lore 
Forget that Old Title, This Patch Is Insane - I'm Back For Now Buddies
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Who’s the REAL ThongBonerStorm?
Spongebob memes OP
I understand you leaving and hope that you still decide to come around once in a while to the forums.
I personally can’t tell for others, but for me it feels like the game has been unfun for a while, there isn’t much diversity in the meta or rather not enough decks to play. For Magmar it is either burn or control/midrange with little variation in card choices, for Vanar it is ramp, for Songhai it is burn and midrange, for Vet it seems to be aggro.
Granted, I have not played in a long time, but from all the posts I have seen since I left, it does not seem like much has changed aside from some minor balancing. Maybe I am just mentally challenged and as a result am unable to appreciate the beauty of the game, but it feels stale and I will most likely not try playing until the next expansion. Hopefully it will be a lot more fun then.
I apologize if I offended/triggered anybody with this post, I was just trying to share my view on what the game looks like so far.
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I understand how Thong feels. I’m also having a hard time finding a fun deck to play in Duelyst recently. Hardly played this month at all. Although I’ve never tried to get to S rank. It’ll come back around though when you think of an idea for a deck. Or when the next expansion comes out and the creative ideas for decks come up. Its the ebb and flow of card games. Hopefully, you’ll be back at some point and come up with something crazy to enjoy the game again.
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Well, I guess there isn’t much else to say.
Come back here and hang with us whenever you want.
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I got this far and then my maturity failed me and i broke out laughing.
On a serious note, yeah, I feel you. Hope you find something more fun.
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Its the caps that does it
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Well, I was trying this out, but unranked is gone now!
At least this offers the opportunity for big crazy combos. So excited
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Well @atheistmantis, you completely called it. I saw a post on the forum. Apparently CPG pushed a nutso patch because they felt my energy leaving. I’m excited to explore this.
@beelakor Yeah, I absolutely agree with your assessment. I’m hoping that now there’s no rotations, and that a few nerfs came in, things will be different. I’m gonna be trying wacky combo decks, and I’m hoping to have some crazy games
Thank you for the point of view @nwardezir, I’m hoping that the bridge in the divide will make it so that I can find the fun you had in unranked in ranked again
@longshot405 Thank you for the kind sentiments, I look forward to seeing how this game changes. I can’t believe what a rapid turnaround this patch is.
I hope you mean it @saltystabwound because they’re suddenly back!
I am truly flattered @mmf, thank you
I think for the most part your assessment is correct @phoenixtoasches, but this patch is changing a lot! It might be a good time to come back with me! If it’s still bad I’ll probably just bail again, but this is an enormous patch
Thank you @isbee
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Lol welcome back XD
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I’m possibly in the minority that appreciated the rotation thing, but I have to say that if this move from CPG will get players back (or more) I’ll be more than happy 
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Unfortunately, the disapperance of Unranked is like forcing meta/boredom in my throat. We’ll see, but I really don’t like that.
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@nwardezir, you were the very first player I thought of being disappointed when I read about Unranked going away.
I was right there with you.
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Ironic. Guess your soul is bound now! 
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Goodbye, Thong Bonerstorm! We’ll miss you! Don’t forget us!
Welcome back, Thong Bonerstorm! It’s been so long! It was hard without you but we endured!
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Please don’t apologize for potentially offending or triggering people. Everything can offend or trigger someone. The logical end of that particular slippery slope is apologizing in advance for everything you ever say. People just need to stop taking offense at freakin’ everything, all of the time, like they do now.
Plus, what’s triggering about your inoffensive and reasonable post? Anyone who gets triggered by something like this is psychotic.
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Wait, if you get bored of the game and leave us…
Who gets to take your account?
And what happens to the accounts of those who leave after you are gone?
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Nobody will ever get my account for sure, I’ll be too terrified they deal with it as I deal with the ones I got 
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Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll only burn down half the house. That’s not to say they won’t flood or infest the other, but at least it won’t be burned down! 
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Not sure if it’s wise to admit that in case you will still ask to get more accounts in the future
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