Fool's gold (aka Pyrite)

[saevann]

Hello fellas, long time lurker but first time poster here.

I like to meme around in Gold (more in Silver than I would like to admit) and although I definitely don’t have the time nor the patience to play competitively, I wish to share a quirky game I just had the honor in participating in Silver.

I was playing a memeton deck and my opponent was playing some sort of ranged/mech songhai deck (maybe a bombard list now that I think about it).

Anyway, my opponent kept sending me “well played” as if he had lethal everyturn and ended up being NEMETONED.

Beware: skill.exe not found

Here’s the replay, it’s not that long:
https://play.duelyst.com/replay?replayId=-LHoGh-poh6puThQcXoZ

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Now I know that most of you have stopped reading a while ago this pointless post and we can now get to the real reason of this post:
I haven’t done the dishes for 3 days (which isn’t that bad, really. Don’t judge) and now my appartment is completely infested with these pre-nerf-arcanyst-faie (I really meant to say “f*****g”) fruitflies! I kill like 10 a day and they keep coming back! Like some sort of Kron-spawning-tokens/keeper deck… Or maybe I’m just chasing some black-locust-fruitflies?
Anyways, anybody got any good remedy against them?

I would be eternally grateful…

[halcyon98]

So you want a remedy against fruit flies? Try a fruit fly trap. (Also do your dishes.)

[saevann]

Thank you. (Also I got more important things to do… like licking meteorites.)

[isbee]

licking meteorites

You…
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…you are okay in my book! Welcome to the surface world of the forums!

[bepoest]

Also drop 2 liters of boiling water twice a day in every sink. Some of these flying critters have millions of eggs in the sink gunk (you drop 2 times a day because the gunk acts as a Zoetic Charm and gives the eggs Forcefield).
Keep doing this for a few days after the last flying things are seen.

[mmf]

And if you want to get rid of the sink gunk just spread some baking soda before you pour the boiling water!

[atheistmantis]

try honey in a little jar, or a solution of water and vinegar (50/50), they should go there and stick/drown.

[saevann]

Dayum… I love this community

[halcyon98]

We all do.

[boronian]

Such a great thread Love it!

[phayze]

I remember you. You were on my team for something Duelyst related once upon a time. Otherwise, do the dishes and bug killer are your best friend. Torch the eggs, gas and seal the room and wash the dishes after the room has detoxed.

[bepoest]

If your kitchen isn’t used for food, then sure, use neonicotinoids.

[mmf]

Y u doubley posting? I thought that was @emil’s job

[saevann]

Update n°1:
I’ve discovered the existence of two colonies within my appartment. One seems to originate from the kitchen sink (which has been boiled down thoroughly) and one from the bathroom sink.

So I’ve decided to try out two traps to determine which would be the most efficient: one cup of honey and one containing a mixture of blasamic vinegar (for the sugary scent) and a few droplets of dishwashing soap (to break surface tension as @halcyon98’s link indicated).

It so happens to be that the honey trap works wonders (along with the great floods of boiling hot water burning the children of the heretical insectoids). However, even though the sweet vinegar trap isn’t as efficient as I would have liked it to be, it did have an interesting unsolicited effect.
Apparently the smell of the concoction was enough to drive the flies out the bathroomand through the window!

So now, thanks to you guys, my appartment is free from those wretched creatures!

Thank you all

PS: I also remember you @phayze! Unfortunately, I couldn’t participate in the event in the end because I was too busy metaphorically licking meteorites… (read “dissolving them into acid”).

[bepoest]

[phoenixtoasches]

As soon as I find this poster in real life, it’s going right next to my “press if vermin sighted” nuke button.