An eerie figure appears in the distance…
(Dramatic music) “Betcha didn’t expect this!” Only then Memesis realizes: “It’s you Biggiethe! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”… “But wait, you’re right here next to me?” “Oh, that’s my sister Mediumithe” Biggithe replies.
“Good luck, have bun” responds Mediumithe for some reason. Memesis approaches his foe furiously, and casts a Sphere of Dankness. While the club meeting is going on, a strange gift falls before Memesis. “Hmm what could this be?” he asks. It’s a whistleblow! Memesis feels his magic suddenly boosting…
Mediumithe does not even blink while, she retreats to a nearby corner with her army. “Why do I always get medium luck?” she cries. Dank Hart enters by Memesis’ side, laughing somewhat nonsensically. Mediumithe builds her swarm, even summoning an Ephememeral Shroud! “What is this, do you know what these are for!?” cries out Memesis, while Dank fires away randomly at the enemy squad.
Dank copies himself, just as Mediumithe casts a Dank Transformation on him, possibly the most fearsome spell in the entire Playability. “Hey haw, that was just my Döppelganger!” shouts Dank victoriously. A Sun Elememental enters the battlefield with Chaos Elememental. Even a second Ephememeral Shroud cannot save Mediumithe now, as Danking Blades seals the deal with a fatal blow. “Nothing good ever comes from China!” says Mediumithe, vanishing into the distance.
Memesis is victorious, and in a good mood. “I will be the very best!” he shouts triumphantly. Alas, not for long. A ginger figure stops him in his tracks. “I’m Bane. High Bane. But you may call me Bargeon.”, he speaks. Before Bargeon realizes what’s happening, Memesis has already made him join the Spherre of Dankness.
“This ain’t right, my momma didn’t raise me like this” shouts Bargeon, realizing what he has done. An army of Silverbard Knights appears, protecting his dignity. Memesis foolishly approaches, thinking a Chaos Elememental will surely save him. Not this time. Bargeon pulls out the ultimate weapon, a double Punstone Bracers, slaying the Elememental right where it stands.
A Lysian Barber appears. Things are getting tough for Memesis… However, he puts out a Dankspine, casting Sphere of Dankness on the unsuspecting Barber. The Dank club has just gained a new memeber! However, this is no use as the Silverbards get even more furious and proceed beat Memesis to a pulp. Even a free Dank Seed sampler cannot possibly save him from the wrath of Bargeon.
It’s 1-1 for Memesis. His self-esteem took a hit, however he is still quite convinced he is the greatest Frostfire Memelord of all time. He journeys on, until…
(to be continued)