I remember that back in high school, people went to McDonalds and after they finish their meals, they mix every leftovers together. Like pour ketchup and McNuggets mustard and bread pieces into Coke. Then they force someone to drink that shit.
That’s what I feel when I visit this thread.
There really isn’t much difference between the two.
That’s slightly messed up.
My friend once drank that thing. That thing tasted so nasty, he literally fell unconscious for like ~5 seconds.
I hope Aerunial don’t faint after playing with this deck.
Ack! I was REALLY hoping for the darkfire sacrifices so the poor guy who needs to test this has a small chance of having a hand once in five games >_>
EDIT: I miss 1 DFC, 1 Golem Vanquisher, 1 Sarlac and 1 Rook.
do you even have half of the incredibly expensive cards in this deck?
Edit finished just after your post 
maybe you can add in your darkfire sacrifices after all (i would suggest gor, its fodder for natural selection, aphotic, sacrifice, scar, even if it does have anti-synergy with summoning and shriek)
I would suggest Darkfire sacrifice since you want it and Dark seed for the memes.
Perhaps we should build decks with 6 open slots and allow you to fill with anything you like to make it somewhat viable 
This does seem too brutal for even a professional memer.
I’ll add 3 Zyx and 1 DFS.
Tier: Silver (haven’t played yet since reset)
Game 1
Turn 2 Nosh-Rak.
I had 1 Wood Wen and 1 Black Locust, Aphotic Drain and Echoing Shriek in hand, alongside Rook and Spellbinder.
Yeah, easy loss
Game 2
Kaleos: Hamon and position shenanigans.
No answers.
Game 3
First match of the day (I usually make mistakes the first match of the day, also, yes, I had to take a break in-between playing this deck ): Grincherz, great.
Afterwards it turned out he WAS streaming, so see it for yourself here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/119323147 @timestamp 08:01:30
(Spoiler alert: I made a huge misplay mistaking the Sarlac in my hand for the Black Locust, but otherwise it was actually one of the better games in terms of options I had, not bad).
Game 4
No way to deal with one killing edge Kaido (the one time I DIDN’t draw those Echoing Shrieks which I could never use!).
Game 5
Mirror match, or well, really not a mirror match but same General. Started promising, with 4 Zyx and a DFC to bring him down to 14 by turn 2.
But, Punish, Kelaino, then Juggernaut and Spectral Revenant made it an easy win for him.
Conclusion
This was the last one, this is simply not fun to play. I lose 5/5 in Silver. I want decks which are fun and unorthodox and have a 50% winrate or so, and that’s how I play all the time by myself. Much prefer that, sorry ^^
Please try to make the decks absolute trash bins.
This is a forum "Game"
Games are supposed to be fun
Looks like we overdid it this time. Lets hope Aeruniel will like the next decks enough to actually try them at least. It would be a shame for this thread to die before we make a deck for each faction.
Let’s try to steer the next deck in a certain direction…
Perhaps Control Kaleos?
I can already see the win condition - geomancer + meltdown.
I just want to say i love this thread and thank you aeruniel for making it happen. I’d really appreciate if somebody could put in 2 zendos in for me.
x2 Blood Taura for me. Good combo with zendo when you are at 1 hp kappa
No worries, man, you’ve suffered more than enough.
I wish I had full collection, so I could bear the weight of my own idea.