Buckle up boys and girls, because this is a boss unlike any other you have faced before! You may be thinking that you’ll breeze through this boss with effortless ease. “They’re just stupid AIs who have no idea what they’re doing, and I’m a big smart person who can outwit stupid robots!” - (basically you). Well I’ve got news for you; this boss is smarter than you’ll ever be, and you wanna know why? This boss READS BOOKS!
That’s right! Orias the Heretic is the smartest boss this world has ever known! He’s a freaking GOD, and he does not give a f*ck about puny peasants like you! He harbors unrivaled intellect beyond the threshold of mere mortal minds. Through intensive studies, Orias has perfected the ultimate structure, capable of giving rush to any minion summoned in the nearby area. With this new architectural breakthrough, Orias has done what no man has ever accomplished, which is to unlock the latent potential of the greatest card of all time: Serpenti!
With Serpenti at his command, Orias has already demonstrated to be virtually invincible. But Orias himself also packs a devastating punch! If you read his effect, it will state that Orias gets stronger every time he damages an enemy. “But how can he damage anything with 0 ATK?” - (you again). Well as it turns out, Orias will get stronger every time he or one of his allies TAKES damage. That’s right, you have been fooled! Orias has bested you on a psychological level!
And Orias will continue to best you on all other planes as well. He’s heard the stories of how OP Magmar is, and so he has created the greatest BBS ever, which spawns three 1/1 Magmas with random keywords around him to help him harness the power of the strongest faction ever conceived!
With your psyche shattered and your spirit tattered, Orias will ready himself to write the final chapter in your inevitable demise, and the sooner you realize you’re no match for this superior, smarter-than-you book-reading guy, the sooner you can move on to tasks more manageable for mortals such as yourselves.
Now, let’s pretend there was a way to defeat Orias the Heretic. Maybe, somehow, you were able to outwit and overpower this divine deity. Maybe you watched the Dragon Ball Super series, and learned how to tap into Ultra Instinct to achieve powers beyond those of even a god. If this is you, then you will have the Divine Boss Crate bestowed upon you. It looks like a normal boss crate. It feels like a normal boss crate. It…it’s a normal boss crate.