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All Hail Your New Chief of Communication!

#1

Greetings, citizens. Today is the day of my self-coronation to the high and mighty position of Chief of Communication.

:crown: :arrow_right: :sirpenti:

It is done. As your new Chief of Communication, I will not be in constant communication with the devs, but I will lie to you about being in constant communication with the devs, and really, a lie believed is no different than truth. So all you have to do is believe in me.

Here’s an example: the devs have just informed me that a new Duelyst expansion was released sometime during Q4 of last year, but none of the players noticed it. Is this true?

  • It must be! I will devote my life to finding the hidden Q4 content!
  • I wish…

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Now, swear your undying loyalty to your new Chief!

  • Takes a knee before Anjosustrakr
  • Vows never to play Duelyst nor return to the Forums again

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And I hope you brought a coronation present for me. Things could go badly for you if you didn’t.

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#2

I give you my like. That should be enough.

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#3

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#4

I missed your shitposts, Anjo.

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#5

Here is a present I saved just for you :upside_down_face:.

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#6

Not even close, pal.

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#7

I would never bow to someone who wishes to be a king.

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#8

Your problem, m8

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#9

I do not wish to be king. I am a Chief, though.

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#10

You may not wish but you do act.

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#11

You’re right, I do act. :wink:

Long ago, I told you that I’d make you LegendaryFlygon if you served me for eternity. That offer still stands, my old enemy.

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#12

Mortal prefixes from a tyrant means nothing to me.

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#13

“Tyrant” is such a strong word. I prefer “ruthless and uncompromising dictator.”

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#14

Tyrnants act like there are no rules, kings act without consent, you act without consent and beg to be respected.

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#15

I would beg to differ, but I never beg. :wink:

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