All Hail Your New Chief of Communication!

[anjosustrakr]

Greetings, citizens. Today is the day of my self-coronation to the high and mighty position of Chief of Communication.

It is done. As your new Chief of Communication, I will not be in constant communication with the devs, but I will lie to you about being in constant communication with the devs, and really, a lie believed is no different than truth. So all you have to do is believe in me.

Here’s an example: the devs have just informed me that a new Duelyst expansion was released sometime during Q4 of last year, but none of the players noticed it. Is this true?

• It must be! I will devote my life to finding the hidden Q4 content!
• I wish…

Now, swear your undying loyalty to your new Chief!

• Takes a knee before Anjosustrakr
• Vows never to play Duelyst nor return to the Forums again

And I hope you brought a coronation present for me. Things could go badly for you if you didn’t.

[alplod]

And I hope you brought a coronation present for me

I give you my like. That should be enough.

[isbee]

[halcyon98]

I missed your shitposts, Anjo.

[humancalc]

I hope you brought a coronation present for me.

Here is a present I saved just for you .

[anjosustrakr]

Not even close, pal.

[epicflygon]

I would never bow to someone who wishes to be a king.

[alplod]

Your problem, m8

[anjosustrakr]

I do not wish to be king. I am a Chief, though.

[epicflygon]

You may not wish but you do act.

[anjosustrakr]

You’re right, I do act.

Long ago, I told you that I’d make you LegendaryFlygon if you served me for eternity. That offer still stands, my old enemy.

[epicflygon]

Mortal prefixes from a tyrant means nothing to me.

[anjosustrakr]

“Tyrant” is such a strong word. I prefer “ruthless and uncompromising dictator.”

[epicflygon]

Tyrnants act like there are no rules, kings act without consent, you act without consent and beg to be respected.

[anjosustrakr]

I would beg to differ, but I never beg.