Greetings, citizens. Today is the day of my self-coronation to the high and mighty position of Chief of Communication.
It is done. As your new Chief of Communication, I will not be in constant communication with the devs, but I will lie to you about being in constant communication with the devs, and really, a lie believed is no different than truth. So all you have to do is believe in me.
Here’s an example: the devs have just informed me that a new Duelyst expansion was released sometime during Q4 of last year, but none of the players noticed it. Is this true?
- It must be! I will devote my life to finding the hidden Q4 content!
- I wish…
Now, swear your undying loyalty to your new Chief!
- Takes a knee before Anjosustrakr
- Vows never to play Duelyst nor return to the Forums again
And I hope you brought a coronation present for me. Things could go badly for you if you didn’t.