My dumbest card designs:
0 mana, Magmar artifact
You gain an onscreen calculator.
Curse of sloth
4 mana Songhai Spell
Your opponent general may only move 3 times before becoming permanently rooted.
Past in Flames
0 mana Vetruvian Spell
Destroy the match history bar for both players.
Zeitgos, the time eater
9 mana minion
Destroy the turn timer. Turns now take a random amount of time between 90s and 15s
The salt throne
8 mana structure
At the end of your turn, summon two minions from the last deck to beat you.
Stop: It’s Hammer time
7 mana spell
This turn, Friendly characters gain celerity. All animations are suspended, and play at once when you press the “end turn” button
Karma, the Vengeful
2 mana, 2/3
If you loose a game where you play this, your next match will be against the person who beat you if possible.
1 mana spell
Randomly assign a different animation and sprite to each card (of the same card type)
Darold, the jackass from work
4 mana, 4/5
Whenever your opponent deals damage to your general, they must watch a random 5 second YouTube add.