1024 Black Locusts: Get to 1024 Replies and I will double the locusts


#363

Atleast he rotated…But now we have some Treacherous love on t5


#364

My dumbest card designs:

Calculator space-hat
0 mana, Magmar artifact
You gain an onscreen calculator.

Curse of sloth
4 mana Songhai Spell
Your opponent general may only move 3 times before becoming permanently rooted.

Past in Flames
0 mana Vetruvian Spell
Destroy the match history bar for both players.

Zeitgos, the time eater
9 mana minion
12/12
Destroy the turn timer. Turns now take a random amount of time between 90s and 15s

The salt throne
8 mana structure
0/10
At the end of your turn, summon two minions from the last deck to beat you.

Stop: It’s Hammer time
7 mana spell
This turn, Friendly characters gain celerity. All animations are suspended, and play at once when you press the “end turn” button

Karma, the Vengeful
2 mana, 2/3
If you loose a game where you play this, your next match will be against the person who beat you if possible.

Creature party!
1 mana spell
Randomly assign a different animation and sprite to each card (of the same card type)

Darold, the jackass from work
4 mana, 4/5
Whenever your opponent deals damage to your general, they must watch a random 5 second YouTube add.


#365

Low Cussed…


#366

three hundred and sixty four


#367

Lo and behold, there be as many custs as there’re days in a circle roun’th’ Sun


#368

Why do we have two meme threads, why, why, why, why, make it stop, no, please, why, why?


#369

Their multiplying liek black locusts


#370

This just sounds like another way to break the game I do that enough as it is, no need to excaberate it


#371

Who let the Locusts out?
6 mana spell
Fill both player’s decks, action bars and minds with Black Locusts. From now on, all spells that summon minions summon Black Locusts instead.


#372

They’re*.


#373

Yes, Their :thinking:


#374

It’s they are multiplying.

Their makes no sense in that sentence.


#375

Yes, There :thinking:


#376

Who are you to correct they’re grammar


#377

Your’re making me want to die.


#378

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes, I think you are wrong. In an age where false morels are a diamond dozen, true bird shoes are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So, I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can, because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying, it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument, you seem to throw everything in but the kitch and stink, and even though you are having a feel day with this, I am here to bring you back into realty. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your red or brick. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of morel righteousness. A perquisite is to remember what comes around grows abound, and when supply and command fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my worlds, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to kill two stoned birds. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and except the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but, I swear on my mother’s grade and her mating name that, when you put the petal to the medal, you will past with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.


#379

Can I have a TL:DR before I turn this into a Malicious wisp copy pasta?


#380

TL:DR Rapid Fire Rickyisms from trailer park boys.


#381

I get the feeling you made that with a Markov text generator :dizzy_face:


#382

I dunno, does a cow lick Lot’s wife?